Earn a "Degree" from the MD Support Community College of Eyeball Knowledge

      Did you ever wish you could have a few of those important-looking letters after your name? Like M.D., O.D., Ph.D.? You know, something that lets people know that you know what you know?

      Well, now's your chance. All you have to do to is successfully complete all three crossword puzzles or multiple-choice quizzes, and you will be awarded the coveted (drumroll, please) . . .

      With this degree come all of the benefits of being a certified I.K.W.I.T.A. . .

• The prestige of having the letters "I.K.W.I.T.A." follow your name wherever it goes.
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• The right to insist upon being called "Ikwita" by your family, friends, and associates.
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• Membership in the yet-to-be-established National I.K.W.I.T.A. Foundation For People Who Like To Have Letters After Their Names (N.I.K.W.I.T.A.F.F.P.W.L.T.H.L.A.T.N.)
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• Personal invitations to yet-to-be-scheduled N.I.K.W.I.T.A.F.F.P.W.L.T.H.L.A.T.N. conventions, seminars, and Tupperware parties.
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• A ready-to-frame certificate from MD Support, proving beyond all reasonable doubt that you are truly certifiable.

      Already have letters after your name? It never hurts to have more, and these probably cost a lot less than the ones you have, because they are . . .

      Okay, maybe your letters didn't cost much more than free, but no one needs to know that. So here's what you do:

1. Successfully complete all three crossword puzzles or quizzes.

2. Raise your right hand, and solemnly swear that you learned something.

3. Click on this graphic to receive your official I.K.W.I.T.A. diploma:

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Doctors have letters.
Professors have letters.
Masseuses have letters.

Now you're finally going to get yours!

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